Fight Club vs. UH
I sit in my office chair, sore / bruised / swollen from them previous nights matchup, I smile the entire time as I understand that I'm a part of something special, something unique, something that anyone who is not a part of, could not understand. I belong to an Organization of men, who hold their sport and their passion for it in the highest regard. They understand that when they see each other in the street, in the club, out with their significants at dinner, a head nod given to each other is all they need to communicate their mutual respect for their organization and each other.
The Rules of Fight Club vs. UH
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. - You DO sit on the network all day instead of working.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. - You DO laugh your @ss off at comments left by Steve Schmidt, Baker man, Vogel, Epple and random others.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. - If someone goes limp or dislocates a shoulder, they've probably run into a hard pick set by Kruschke. (Joey La, there's one waitin for ya) There is no "tapping" only "taping," rule courtesy of Nick Roell.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 10 men brawl for 44 minutes.
5th RULE: One fight at a time. - One "T" at a time, unless you're J. Webb, Joe Epple, or Andy "Tom Chambers" Steingas.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. - UH jersey, fresh kicks.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. - Games will go as long as they have to (6 overtimes I believe is the record)
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight. - If this is your first night in UH....welcome rook.
The Rules of Fight Club vs. UH
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. - You DO sit on the network all day instead of working.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. - You DO laugh your @ss off at comments left by Steve Schmidt, Baker man, Vogel, Epple and random others.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. - If someone goes limp or dislocates a shoulder, they've probably run into a hard pick set by Kruschke. (Joey La, there's one waitin for ya) There is no "tapping" only "taping," rule courtesy of Nick Roell.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 10 men brawl for 44 minutes.
5th RULE: One fight at a time. - One "T" at a time, unless you're J. Webb, Joe Epple, or Andy "Tom Chambers" Steingas.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. - UH jersey, fresh kicks.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. - Games will go as long as they have to (6 overtimes I believe is the record)
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight. - If this is your first night in UH....welcome rook.
Replies to This Post
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Permalink Reply by Joey La on -
Why do i get thrown under the bus Kru, or should i take that as a complement?
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Permalink Reply by kru on
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You come to my home page and leave your "Moonpie" trash talk on it and don't expect repercussions? Hope CA can call out screens as well as he shoots!
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Permalink Reply by Joey La on
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trash talk? i was simply informing you he will only be there for summer league...you had mentioned something about him playing this season, and i was just replying to you...but if you wanna trash talk...he would drop 40 on you in a heartbeat bro...
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40 is questionable, but me guarding CA is an obvious mismatch. You seem a lil defensive tho J-La and generally, trash talk is verbalizing confidence ones own game. This appears to be turning into, "my dad can beat up your dad." .....which, by the way, mine can. :^)
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Permalink Reply by Joe Epple on -
As we can see another classic post from Joey. Hey Joey I wonder if you want to throw anything else out there like maybe CA's mom is better than Kru's mom or CA's dad could beat up my dad, or how about CA's BMX is way better than Kru's Huffy!
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Permalink Reply by Joey La on
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Kru, ill give ya that one, my dad is weak, i dont think its a mismatch, your the same size for the most part,and im not defensive at all and i dont have confidence in my game...im weak and old...Joe, i didnt see your name anywhere here, and i dont think kru needs your help...and for the record...CA's dad would kick your dads a$$...
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Permalink Reply by Alexandros Emmanuel Cofre-Cofre Papageorgiou on -
10 overtimes is the record. Set by Mavs 2.0 vs. Timberkings in the Comp. finals (Spring 2008 I believe).
And Kru. I will drop 40 on you. Bring it! Trell, I will drop 40 on you and go a buck a shot with you. Roell can tape it, Joey can get CA, Joe can watch from the Skybox lounge after getting thrown out and UH Insiders can hype it up and circle it on the calendars. Oh yeah, Parris can do scoreboard.
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Permalink Reply by Parris Curren on
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And he'd do a GREAT job on the scoreboard!
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Permalink Reply by Steve Schmidt on -
Just read this...funny read. Thanks for posting Kru. So should I harness up the man girdle? I'll be logging in big minutes against the Lakers big men next week and I don't want to be taken lightly, (pun intended, 248 lbs. of love shack.)
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